Your Roof Looks Like Shit
Alright, Let's Cut the Bullshit Before Your Roof Turns Your Living Room Into a Damn Swimming Pool.
We are a bad ass roofing company that slings shingle, metal, and tile better than you, your brother, or your friend who "roofed in the summer" when he was a kid.
So stop screwing around and let the real pros hammer out a roof that'll flip off Florida's fury — and leave your insurance folks grinning like idiots.
How Much, Dude?
Our average roof replacement starts around $10,000 for a shingle job. If you hire our hack competitors advertising $6,000 roofs, you deserve the shitty roof they'll put on.
$10K ain't bad but your roof is probably bigger than a $10K sized roof so please don't ask me why your quote is higher when we come out. Especially if you want metal or tile.
I've got a bad ass crew that can get out there this next week and start making your roof not terrible. Oh, and yes we have great reviews. blah blah.
Yes, we have proof we can actually fix your roof. Scroll down for before and after photos that I didn't photoshop. Do you want a new roof or what?
Don't hire me if:
- You think you can fix it yourself with a $12 tube of caulk from Home Depot. (You can't. And you'll make it worse.)
- You want one guy with a ladder and a prayer. That's not us.
- Your roof is so far gone it needs to be completely torn off and rebuilt. (We'll tell you upfront. Unlike some people.)
- You want to hire the cheapest, sketchiest roofing company you found on a roadside yard sign.
- You believe our crackhead competitors who knock on your door and tell you the insurance fairy is going to give you a free roof. Nothing's free — and that's exactly why your insurance is as high as a giraffe's nuts.
- You gotta "think about it." Listen up — either you want a roof that boosts your curb appeal like a boss, or you're cool with folks whispering "What a dump" when they drive by.
We never screw over our clients — 99% of the time our roofs hold up like a champ. The other 1% is just Mother Nature being a total bitch.
About Us
I'm the owner of Roofology Roofing — St. Augustine's top-rated roofing contractor for shingle, metal, and tile roofs. I've been fixing roofs since before you knew what a shingle was.
Our work is safe, clean, and done right the first time... unlike your last contractor who disappeared after the deposit.
I guarantee we suck less than whoever put that garbage on your roof the last time. Don't believe us? Check out our full portfolio and reviews at RoofologyRoofing.com.
We keep your roof in almost perfect condition.
Year Round.
Testimonials
Abraham Lincoln — Springfield, IL
"After just a few weeks of dealing with a leaking nightmare, Roofology came in and fixed everything. My wife stopped giving me the death stare every time it rained. Highly recommend!"
Marilyn Monroe — Los Angeles, CA
"I was skeptical because every roofer I called ghosted me after the estimate. Roofology actually showed up, did the work, and my roof looks incredible. Plus they cleaned up after themselves. What?!"
Elvis Presley — Memphis, TN
"Roofology is a game changer. My roof went from 'active biohazard' to 'genuinely impressive' in two days. If it didn't work they promised to fix it for free, but I didn't need it."
Benjamin Franklin — Philadelphia, PA
"I can't believe the difference. My insurance adjuster actually complimented the workmanship. The team was great and they really do care about results. 10/10 would recommend to anyone with a shitty roof."
So... is your roof still shitty?
You've read this far. You know your roof is a disaster. You know we can fix it. Stop letting rain ruin your life and call us already.